I would like to take the opportunity to introduce… well… myself. Reverend Shawn, Esq. I'm your one stop shop. You’ve known me to handle all your legal and real estate needs, most computer and technological matters and now I can officiate your weddings, funerals, and all rites of passage (with the exception of circumcisions).

I can handle your entire life cycle. I can prepare your prenuptial agreement to protect your assets before you get married. I can marry you. I can represent you in the purchase of your first marital home. While I can’t do circumcisions I can conduct baby namings. When things get rough, I can prepare your postnuptial agreement to promote harmony in your troubled marriage. If the postnup doesn’t work I can represent you in your divorce when your marriage is irrevocably broken. And last but not least, I can conduct your funeral.

Contact me today for availability and scheduling information.

You may be asking yourself how can a nice Jewish boy from Buffalo be ordained as a reverend. Well, with the advent of modern technology (the internet) and by the powers vested in the Universal Life Church of Modesto, California (www.ulc.net) anything can happen.